Comments on: I don’t know why I wanted ‘em, I just wanted ‘em! http://patrickbertolino.com/2009/01/i-dont-know-why-i-wanted-em-i-just-wanted-em/ Real Estate, Commercial, and Wedding Photography by Patrick Bertolino Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:20:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Longhair John http://patrickbertolino.com/2009/01/i-dont-know-why-i-wanted-em-i-just-wanted-em/comment-page-1/#comment-23 Longhair John Sat, 03 Jan 2009 16:18:51 +0000 http://patrickbertolino.com/?p=290#comment-23 Shoes for people who just don't feel like taking their shoes off to play footsie. They're like....foot gloves. I imagine that if we had functioning feet, meaning we had opposible thumbs on our feet like chimps and could swing from trees, then this is what our shoes would have looked like from the beginning. They are kinda funny. I picture this movie of just your feet, just like the photo, that go sneaking up to a window, grabs an old brick, breaks the window, climbs inside, steals the jewelery and then makes a run for it. A whole series. Car jackings, muggings, drug deals...like grand theft auto with just the feet. Shoes for people who just don’t feel like taking their shoes off to play footsie. They’re like….foot gloves. I imagine that if we had functioning feet, meaning we had opposible thumbs on our feet like chimps and could swing from trees, then this is what our shoes would have looked like from the beginning.

They are kinda funny. I picture this movie of just your feet, just like the photo, that go sneaking up to a window, grabs an old brick, breaks the window, climbs inside, steals the jewelery and then makes a run for it. A whole series. Car jackings, muggings, drug deals…like grand theft auto with just the feet.

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